I can’t remember the last time the phrases “walk-off hit” and “Kevin Mench” were included in the same sentence. But thanks to that bald-headed bastard, the Jays won in dramatic fashion scoring 2 in the bottom of the 9th and beating the A’s 5-4.
I knew Mench’s head was big, but I had no idea his head was a size 8 - wow, that is an ogre of a fucking head. Originally it seemed like the only motivation for J.P. Ricciardi to sign Mench was for an eventual “Kevin Mench Oversized Bobblehead Day”, but now he’s actually doing okay as a utility player.
Aside from his obvious GINORMOUS melon, Mench is still sporting his Texas Rangers threads in all his profile pages on ESPN and Yahoo! Baseball. Dude - get over it, that was over two years ago you left Texas. Either that, or get on that fucking webmaster to change those pictures!