Originally, she is very excited to date you; because you are a new face, and offer some things that her previous man didn’t. Like an $8 million dollar promise ring, that you’ll be together for a few years. But after about one year, she eventually gets tired and bored. Then after one big fight, it’s all over; you go your own separate ways. Sadly, you didn’t even get a chance to say goodbye.
Then you find out a few days later, that she’s back with her original boyfriend, and she still gets to keep the $8 million dollar promise ring. All of this, while some other guy shows her his slippery salami.
Sounds about right, doesn’t it?