Jeff Kent retires to join the force

Thursday, January 22, 2009  |  by 

Now that Jeff Kent has decided to retire after 17 seasons in the big leagues, maybe he can finally fulfill his childhood dream of being an officer of the law.

"More than likely I would've been a cop when I grew up, hence the mustache".

He looks like a natural. Go get 'em, Jeffy.


  1. Mark Fuhrman is probably his hero.

  2. Either that or Chief Wiggum. Possibly even Magnum PI.


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