Friday, January 23, 2009

We're Number One!


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Congratulations Jays fans! Out of all the pro sports teams in the fair city of Toronto, the Blue Jays are number one. Well, at least according to Matt Cauz from Canoe.ca.

He says that despite the rough outlook for this season, Jays fans should be happy because they have the best team in town compared to the Raptors and Leafs. Over the past four years the Blue Jays have the best record, and also score bonus points for competing in the toughest division in baseball.

But I'm not really sure if this is a title that the Blue Jays should be proud of. Isn’t being the best sports team in Toronto kind of like winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics?
You may be the best in the field, but at the end of the day ... you still have to take the short bus home.

3 comments:

  1. That last paragraph is fantastic, lol

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  2. Thanks! I seriously thought for about 30 minutes on how to phrase that last paragraph so that I would offend only a small number of people. Being politically correct is fun!

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