In order to stop the bleeding from an eight game losing streak, please follow these instructions closely. Keep in mind that in no way am I licensed to give medical advice. That would be like Dennis Eckersley trying to teach a television broadcasting class.
How to stop an 8 game losing streak
Step 1: Pack the affected area (in this case, the heart of the lineup) with non-sterile hitters who can drive in runs with RISP.
Step 2: Apply steady pressure to the affected area.
Step 3: Seek the Doctor immediately.
Step 4: Pray for it to end.