Wednesday, May 27, 2009

How to stop an 8 game losing streak


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In order to stop the bleeding from an eight game losing streak, please follow these instructions closely. Keep in mind that in no way am I licensed to give medical advice. That would be like Dennis Eckersley trying to teach a television broadcasting class.


How to stop an 8 game losing streak


Step 1: Pack the affected area (in this case, the heart of the lineup) with non-sterile hitters who can drive in runs with RISP.

Step 2: Apply steady pressure to the affected area.

Step 3: Seek the Doctor immediately.

Step 4: Pray for it to end.

3 comments:

  1. Praying for the end right now!

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  2. 5. Hope that the closing surgeons don't botch the entire operation!

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  3. 6. Don't let the interns fuck up the whole damn thing.

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